Finally, A New Way To Get Your Keyboard Sticky!

We giggle every time we have to shake our Wii-mote like we're jerking off for some retarded game, we're just going to bust a gut (or something else) with a video game designed for jacking.

Yesterday, Somavision Digital announced the creation of Bum Tropics, their first man-on-man entry in their adult video game catalog. In this computer-based world, users get to roam around a tropical resort and pick one of 10 different men to have sex with and even choose what you do with them and in which positions. It sounds just like a night at the baths, but without the hassle or the athlete's foot. They have boys of all colors and even one who looks like a crazy alien, so, yes, it's exactly like the baths.

We haven't had a chance to test the game out yet, so we don't know what the actual objective is or anything, but we have a feeling that the outcome will be easily wiped up with a Kleenex at the end of the game.

· Bum Tropics (bumtropics.com)