It’s Official: Stoya Must Make Her Gay Porn Debut Or We Will Cut Her

We were pissed when we saw Fleshbot Crush Object Marco Blaze hanging out with some girl. Then we realized it was Supreme Comamndress Stoya, and we got an idea: she needs to fuck gay dudes!

Ok, just hear us out. We know that she wants to marry Johnny Hazzard, and now here she is using her off time from porn convention Adultex in Australia to hang out with our man Marco, so it's obvious she's a fag hag (or fruit fly, if you will). Someone should use that to their advantage, and have her start fucking gay porn stars.

That way everyone wins. The straight boys get to watch her get it on like normal, and gay guys will tune in too to watch their favorite boys play it straight. And, for the record, we don't want her getting it on with gay-for-pay stars like (shudder) Fleshbot Loathe Object Pat Bateman, either. We want her giving up that box to real queers like, well, Marco Blaze and Johnny Hazzard. Personally, we would pay serious money to see Vince Ferelli and Ricky Sinz take turns on her (and each other).

If that's not going to work, we at least want her to direct and cast a gay flesh flick and make a cameo. What a way to shake up the normal smut formal and give the fags what they want: sexy studs and a diva!

What do you boys think? Is this the best combination since Madonna and cone bras or more like Momma Cass and ham sandwiches?

· Expo Down Under with Marco Blaze (blog.titanmen.com)