Someone is Murdering All the Models!

Maybe not murdering them, per se, but blog Model Survivor has had readers voting them off for about six months so there are only three models left to win the "competition."

Yes, we use scare quotes, because there's actually nothing on the line other than bragging rights. They don't even win a contract with CoverGirl cosmetics, but at least they don't have to deal with Tyra. The finalists are fashion sensations Chad White and David Gandy, who have been just about everywhere and newcomer Tym Roders.

This is Roders and he must have his mother's bridge club voting for him, because he's not even signed to a modeling agency but he's made it all this way. We always root for the underdog so we wish him the best of luck. We also wish him dead for having abs like this, but that's only cause we're petty and find it hard to look below the surface.

·Model Survivor (modelsurvivor.blogspot.com)