What, Do Slings Only Exist In Porn?

Our constant readers know that we're on a quest to have sex in a sling this year. Well, how come we keep seeing them in movies, but still haven't in real life? What gives?

Trolling through XTube as we usually do has become an exercise in frustration, because every time we log on we seem to find some hot boys fucking in the elusive contraption while we're stuck doing it on the bed, the couch, the basement of The Cock, and the floor of Fleshbot Central (sorry about the mess, Nick). We want to be having a great time getting pounded like this bottom, who's getting punished in the sweetest way possible by a top who not only has a swing, but knows what he's doing. Really, we don't ask for much... is this too much? And if we can't get drilled while hanging from the ceiling, does everyone really have to keep rubbing our noses in it?

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· A Good Hard Fucking (xtube.com)