Waking up sucks... and then you have to deal with eight hours at the office. Your day would be so much better if you started it off busting a nut with this daddy.
ManInMtl has the right idea, and rubs one out before he heads in for a day of his asshole boss, his annoying coworkers, and that shitty little intern who doesn't like it when he slaps his ass and calls him "stud muffin." Crazy kid—he should take it as a compliment! We certainly would if a hot bearded bald bear was trying to hit on us. Shit, we'd let him fuck us in the bathroom during our lunch break, though he probably wouldn't be in much of a mood since he already cranked one before leaving for work. Since we can't be with him in person, we'll be with him in spirit—we have a feeling he'll make our mornings just a little bit better.
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