Please, Do Not Adjust Your Computer Screens

This man is sideways. We have yet to determine if it's because he is masturbating in an anti-gravity chamber or he just doesn't know how to adjust his camera. We will correct the issue momentarily.

The correction will probably have something to do with smacking DannyCorp upside the head and telling him that, if you film something sideways, unlike a picture where you can just turn it to correct the orientation, a video is going to be sideways forever. Good job, Danny. You had to go and ruin a lovely video of a hairy muscled daddy by taping it sideways. Now, when we cum with our head turned to a 90-degree angle the spasm could give us a sore neck or dislocate our shoulder or something. If that isn't covered by our insurance, we're sending you the bill. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

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