If We Looked Like This, We’d Charge Too

April 21, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Australia's DNA magazine is always full of studs, but now it's like a catalog thanks to an article on laid-off finance industry pros who have turned to the world's oldest profession to pay the bills.

Of course they can't show peen in a family magazine so they sent us the naked pictures they couldn't run. Hey, we're not above sloppy seconds if they look like these. Anyway, this is Luke, an accountant and American gigolo who lives in L.A. and took out an ad on Rentboy.com two months ago when he got laid off from the mortgage brokerage where he worked. He's loving his new job.

And so is Pete, a Londoner who took up turning tricks when he got bored of being on unemployment. He should totally do a scene for the UK's Men at Play, because this big-dicked former banker sure looks hella sexy in a dress shirt. And, hey, if you like what you see, remember they're both just a phone call away.