Do We Need a Reason to Toy With Pornstars’ Lives?

The answer, my friends, is no. That's why we're going to play another round of our favorite cocktail game and see how you feel about some of our favorite actors. Let the execution commence!

This time around, our contestants are (in no particular order): Johnny Hazzard.

Mason Wyler.

And Carlo Masi.

You should know the rules by now, but here's a refresher. In the comments section, let us know which star you want to fuck (or get fucked by), which you want to marry, and which you would like to kill. There are no right or wrong answers, but gold stars are awarded for particularly clever ones. Let us know if you want to marry your imagined fiance in Connecticut, Massachusetts, Vermont, or Iowa. We're not saying it's actually going to happen, but at least it's legal there.