Dave Salmoni is Really the Cat’s Meow

While looking for reruns of our crabby obsession "Deadliest Catch" we happened upon "After the Attack" and we were seized not by a wild animal, but by wild lust for its hunky host Dave Salmoni.

While he doesn't bear as much as Bear Grylls, there is definitely some revealing footage of this beautiful bushwacker out there form his various and sundried nature programs over the years. This Canadian (don't hold it against him) is an expert on wild predators, and hosts several shows on Discovery and Animal Planet including "Rogue Nature" and "Into the Lion's Den."

Now we love the beauty of nature and all that crap, but, come on, those documentary shows are so much easier to watch when you have a really gorgeous man discussing the topic. We think that Discovery not only knows this, but looks for hot zoologists so that lure the gays in with their eye candy. Yes, they are the predators and we are the prey. And if Dave Salmoni wants to put us in his mouth, who are we to stop him.

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·Dave Salmoni Central (animal.discovery.com)