This Cream Pie Has Nothing To Do With Jizz

Well, at least not until you're done watching "Abs, Pecs, & Pies 4," a new gay smut movie of the gunge variety. What is that, you may ask? That's a very good question.

Gunge is a type of adult video where men or ladies are slapped with pies in the face, covered in slime, pudding, Jell-O and other assorted types of goo. We have a feeling its for men who never got over seeing Alanis Moressette on "You Can't Do That on Television" on Nickelodeon back in the day or had some sick unrequited crush on the Purple Pieman.

This sequel has two scenes, one featuring Randy Blue's Kevin Falk getting the dirty treatment in a frat type scene, and another featuring models Hank and Race, who we've never heard of before. This is the website's first update in two years, so we assume all those gay gungers out there are really hungry (ha!) for something new. Since love a pie just as much as we love guys, this is a double treat. If only they'd put donuts around an erect cock and let us eat them off it.... that's a movie we would definitely buy.

·Abs, Pecs, & Pies (abspecspies.com)