Darling Johnathan, Where Have You Been All These Years?

We may be a day late and a dollar short on once and future hottie Johnathan Schaech, but he is definitely worth even a delayed money shot.

We found this photo from his new direct-to-DVD movie "The Poker Club" (maybe it's a softcore movie, you know, like "The Poke-her Club") and it reminded us of his glory days from the Winona Ryder movie "How To Make an American Quilt" (we tried to forget that movie for good, except for his shirtless scenes, of course). Damn, maybe if Winona had some pictures like this she'd be able to rise out of her post-shoplifting obscurity as well. Well, we wish Johnathan the best of luck with his direct-to-DVD movie. And if that doesn't work, we know a few studios (like Falcon and Jet Set) that would love to have him acting in their movies.

·Johnathon Schaech's Half-Naked Comeback (blogs.nypost.com)