Now This is One Serious Outdoorsman

What a wonderful weekend. We spent it in Central Park taking secret pictures of hot guys with their shirts off. We wish were at the beach with this bum, who wanks by the waves.

PunkNine shows off his large endowment (and his nipple ring) at some place called Solstice Beach. We have no idea where that is, but if these are the things that happen there, we are getting our towel and trunks and buying ourselves a plane ticket. But if we're there and something white and creamy lands on our chest, we're not going to assume it's sunblock, but we still might rub it all over our body. Now if only when were were taking pictures in the park we would run across something like this rather than just frat boys from Murray Hill getting weird tan lines on their faces from their Oakleys.

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