Reese Rideout Loves All Modes of Transportation, Including the Short Bus

April 28, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Randy Blue's merry prankster is at it again with the YouTube videos. This one is a sexy/silly carwash by his cousin Berry that features roller skates and an almost criminal half shirt.

First of all, can we say that gay porn must pay, because Reese is driving himself a BMW, while all we got is a lousy subway pass. We really need to get in front of the camera. Or maybe it's just that he's saved up by skimping on other essentials—listen to him talk about his new $60 bike from Craigslist. Guess what, Reese, we once got the clap from Craigslist and that was free, so there!

After this intro, he then changes clothes and washes the car in a ludicrous outfit as his "cousin" Berry. There are two things that we find amazing about this. 1) That Berry is hilariously shitty on roller skates. 2) That Reese doesn't break character and crack the fuck up while doing this. We guess if you're a straight guy who can keep a hard on while other guys fuck you, you can make it through anything.

· Berry Washing Reese's BMW (youtube.com)