Give Miss California a Rest, It’s all About Mr. Panama Now

The new Mr. Panama has been stripped of his sash after organizers of the pageant discovered their new crown wearer made a jerk off video for Sean Cody. At least he probably supports gay marriage!

We have to thank our friends over atThe Sword for reporting on this story because it makes us laugh more than Selma Hayek wearing a "Frak You" T-shirt on "30 Rock." First of all, don't you think the queens that organize Mr. Panama would love that their winner was a gay porn actor named "Andy?"

Also, beating the meat on the internet is actually less gay than appearing in a male beauty pageant. Oh, and we have money that the runners up on either side of our winner "Andy" were totally wiping the Vaseline off each others' teeth with their penises approximately 15 seconds after this picture was taken.

The other thing we love is that Sean Cody tries to bill him as a "Southern boy." Um, yeah, south of the equator maybe. Is he scared that his subscribers are so racist that they wouldn't click on the kid if he knew he was Latino? If he were smart, he'd go and update that profile and give the disgraced Mr. Panama a shout out. That's way more exotic and fantasy inducing than some lame southern boy.

·Andy at Sean Cody (seancody.com)