This Isn’t Nude, It’s Beige—But We’ll Take It

We got the old bait and switch at online fashion magazine Fashion 156. We clicked on it expecting their "Nude Issue" and instead we got a hot guy wrapped in neutrals! The nerve.

It's like when Men's Fitness has Ryan Reynolds on the cover and it says "Get His Body Now" and you pick it up and the article is about like working out and shit, not how to rent him out for escorting. That shit is such a gyp!

We're not really complaining, because the model, Thomas Ivasaki, is one seriously hot piece of meat, and he bares nearly all in this fashion editorial. The clothes are a little...hmm...avante garde for our tastes, but he certainly provides a good flesh-colored hanger for them and photog Daniel Ward makes it look like he's just some hot fashion assistant at Nylon magazine playing around in his boss' office on a Sunday. Hmm, now there is a magazine issue we'd like to see.

·Fashion 156 (fashion156.com)