Like a Good Bottom, Vincent DeSalvo Takes Reaming from Christian College

May 12, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Pornstar Vincent DeSalvo, who got kicked out of Grove City College in Pennsylvania when his porn career came to light, reached an agreement with the school so that he can graduate—if he leaves.

Grove says that he and school administration came to the understanding that, despite a rule that at students final 30 credits be taken on campus, he will be allowed to get a GCC diploma after he takes his final two classes, granted he takes them at another institution. DeSalvo's diploma will still come from GCC. So, they'll take his money, but he better not step foot on campus. What assholes!

"I'm statisfied with the outcome, but not happy," he told Sharon, Penn.'s newspaper The Herald.

Like any good porn scandal, this one has gotten plenty of mainstream attention including at our disowned sister Gawker and Fox News. Now that the matter is settled, we hope DeSalvo can get back to hitting the books and, well, taking cock. We like him much better when he's being fuck than when he's being discriminated against.

·[DeSalvo] Says Deal Will Allow Him to Earn GCC Degree (sharon-herald.com)