Two Will Blow Out Their Candles, One Will Snuff Out Their Life

Since it's our birthday, we wanted to see which pornstars out there might be hotter than us on our big day. One is going to pay with his life!

Yes, instead of pin the buttplug in the bottom, at this year's party we're going to play our favorite party game using pornstars who were born this week. Thanks to JC Adams and his extensive list of porn birthdays. Our celebrating contestants are:

Ted Colunga.

Chase Hunter.

And Danny Vox.

You should know the score by now. Leave your birthday wishes in the comments section, along with which star you want to fuck (or get fucked by), which you want to marry, and which you want to kill. Sure, this week's choices are a bit obscure, so base your choices on looks alone. Birthdays were made for being shallow...and cupcakes!