First They Came For Billy Herrington, Now The Japanese Are After Bodybuilders

What is up with the Japanese and their need to make everything manly and macho into some crazy cutesy bullshit. Their latest target is bodybuilders: observe, the homoerotic trailer for the new Wii game Muscle March.

Seriously, what the fuck is this all about? Granted the commercial is in Japanese, but it seems like you play a muscle Mary chasing a bunch of other gym queens for a canister of protein powder and you have to manuever your massive man arms so that they fit through walls. Who even thinks this shit up? And are they supposed to be mocking muscle heads or glorifying them? And why do they have a bear (no, a real bear, not a fat, furry guy) and some dude dressed as a spandex TeleTubby? We have no idea, but this seriously has killed our boner for like a week.

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