Give Us More Shirtless Boys On Balconies

May 19, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

We don't know what is is about celebrities doffing their tops when they sit outside a few stories up, but we love that the paparazzi are catching them, especially when they're doing inappropriate things.

"Star Trek" dream boat Chris Pine was caught picking his nose while doing the Sunday crossword. If only he were digging around in his shorts instead.

Jean-Claude Van Damme (who is in Cannes promoting his new movie) was caught wiping his sweaty pits with his shirt. That behavior isn't pretty but we have to say (Van) damn, that man is looking good for someone who is nearly 50. If only we could see the Muscles from Brussels love muscle like we did from '80s star Dolph Lundgren. Maybe next time he wanders outside the French doors at a swanky hotel, he'll take off his boxers too.