We’re Drowning (In Drool) So Mark Sanchez Can Save Us

Our cute, testosteroney friends over at Deadspin were the first to alert us to new New York Jet Mark Sanchez. After that, the gay internet collectively ejaculated about his loveliness. Who are we to miss out?

Though we know more about sex pigs than pig skin, we learned that Sanchez left USC and is a rookie for the Jets. We learned this from GQ, which did a "Bay Watch" inspired photo shoot using the tight-abed quarterback as a model.

We're not quite sure what a quarterback does, but one of the prerequisites seems to be utter handsomeness. Off the top of our heads, we can think of cuties Tom Brady, Brett Favre, Troy Aikman, Joe Montana, Dan Marino, Joe Namath, and Brady Quinn. Wow, we didn't know we knew so much about football. Well, Mr. Sanchez (or should we call you "dirty?") when they gays start remembering your name and you're a pro athlete, you know you've made it to the big time.

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