We Can’t Keep Quiet About This Guy’s Stupid Tattoos

While looking at bait and switch website Bait Bus we couldn't help but notice this hottie, and then we couldn't help notice his ludicrous tats. We tried to forget about them, but we have to speak our truth.

On one side, strangely placed right where the love handles will eventually grow in once he settles down and has some kids, is a tattoo of Marlon Brando as Don Corleone from "The Godfather." But wait, it gets worse.

On the other side is Al Pacino as the titular character in "Scarface." Did this kid lose a bet or something? First of all, we would like to point out that he is not a hip-hop star, rather he is in the back of a van being "fooled" into fucking a guy for money. That makes him the complete opposite of "gangsta." In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if he had a tramp stamp of Li'l Kim just to complete the whole set.

Well, at least there is no question about whether or not this guy is straight. Homos may have some stupid tribal nonsense that wraps all around their torsos, but they would never be so stupid as to get a pop cultural icon tattooed on their body. Well, unless it was Judy...or Liza...or Madonna...

·Blue-Eyed Cutie (baitbus.com)