After watching countless XTube videos of muscle dudes who keep their noggins out of the frame, we're beginning to think that maybe not having anything above the shoulders would be such a bad thing.
Just take a look at Playballs2. He's got a hot body, some nice clampable nipples, and a nearly hairless crotch. Sure, we couldn't make out with him, and he wouldn't be able to talk dirty while we fuck him, but we're willing to sacrifice that to be with a headless hottie. Also, when it's done, he can't ask us how we feel or if we want to spend the night or that he's trying to take the bus home to New Jersey but he lost his wallet and he only needs $6 to get him him home. No, he would just be a hot guy who can't give blow jobs, scream when we shove our cock up his ass, or spoil everything with small talk. Sounds perfect.
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