Robert Pattinson to Make Bel Ami Movie—No Joke!

Reports are swirling around that twinky heartthrob who makes pubescent vaginas pucker in "Twilight" and gay movie "Little Ashes" is all signed to do this Bel Ami movie. What are all those girls going to do?

They're going to go see it of course! Oh, did you think that he was going to be filming for the Eastern European twinky gay porn company? No, you silly! It's an adaptation of the novel "Bel Ami" by famed French writer Guy de Maupassant. The main character's name is George Duroy, which is the same as the founder of the legendary studio, so we can see how their might be some confusion. But that sure was a funny little lark now, wasn't it!

·Robert Pattinson to Star in "Bel Ami" (variety.com)