Those Aren’t Glasses, They’re Protective Eye Coverings

Every so often, we see something that combines so many of our favorite things it really hits us where we live—and we live in our crotch. This is one of those times, and our house has been officially rocked.

Here is a geek, wearing glasses, and he can shoot himself in the face with a cumshot. But wait. There's more! His name is GolferBoy1800 so that means he's a jock too. What? Golf is still a sport! The only way this could tickle any more of our soft spots is if he turned himself into a bald black man wearing an Aquaman T-shirt and wiped up his jizz with a jockstrap and then retired to read a comic book. Oh, the things we desire can get so complicated.

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