Let’s Hear It For The Cockring!

Straight people don't get cockrings just like they don't get Speedos and Kylie Minogue (at least in America)—and it really is a shame, because this device could make sex so much better.

Not only will the gentleman get a harder, bigger-looking cock, but his female partner will also get a harder, bigger-looking cock. If we were in business school, we'd say it's a win-win. We know that cockrings are handy to get a top hard enough to force his way into a (hopefully) tight crevice, and we get a great demonstration of that here. If it weren't for that little strip of leather, this poor guy might never get his soldier at stiff enough attention to invade Assbeckistan. Twisted military metaphors aside, our favorite thing about the Arab strap: it lets you wear an accessory even when you're naked. Bling!

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