You Will See Republican Dick In This Picture!

May 29, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Oh, Levi Johnston. Every since we first saw you after you got Bristol Palin knocked up, all we wanted was to see you naked. Now, thanks to the pervs at GQ, we get our wish.

In the latest issue there's a profile of Levi (we didn't actually read the words!) and this picture, among others, that shows us that Levi is just as hot without the hunter gear as he is wearing it. Actually we think that he could have a second career as a porn star. He already has the outfits to dress as a hockey player for a jock movie, a hunter for an outdoors type film, and a straight guy for that "taking it up the ass for the first time" movie. Now, all he has to do is not get old and fat now that he's settled down to raise his son. Oh, and Bristol, we totally understand you getting knocked up now. We'd let him fuck us bareback too!