One Of These Body Builders Will Need A Body Bag

When we got word that recently paroled muscle worship video star Mark Dalton would resume his porn career, we thanked God for lenient parole officers and wondered if he could win in a death match against other muscle Marys.

So, the contestants for this week's edition of our favorite party game are all no stranger to steroids protein shakes and posing and jerking off for the camera, but not really giving it up. If all that creatine hasn't gone to your head, you should know the rules by now. In the comments section, let us know which guy you would fuck (or have fuck you), which one you would marry, and which one you would send to that great free-weight area in the sky.

So, without further ado, we have...

Mark Dalton, of course.

Zeb Atlas (who did finally give it up on camera).

And newcomer Alain Lamas.