The Sux-o-Lux Sucks Cum Like No Other

Why blow a wad (of cash) on the Fleshlight, when you've got the ultimate in suction power right in your closet: the common household vacuum cleaner! The innovative nature of the horny mind never ceases to blow ours.

Xtube's Wanhunglo, is more about sucking than blowing, however. The startling opening shot of his thick dick getting swept up in a vacuum's tube made us flinch, but from the way this guy buckles throughout, maybe the bloke's on to something. A quick jaunt through similar suction clips suggests the orgasm is as intense as being blinded by the glorious face of God. To think we looked at our vacuum and only thought of it is as a handy tool for the maid.

With the clear plastic tube in this video, we sat up in our leather armchair and cleaned our monocle to get a good view of what cum looks like sucked dry in seconds. The sight's rather beautiful, watching swirls of jizz abstractly spread around the tube like the aurora borealis. Thus Spunked Zarathustra, indeed.

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