First Comes Love, Second Comes Marriage, Then Comes A Threeway With A Rifle Carriage

True love in gay porn! When former porn power couple Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas split, we cried. When new porn power couple Damien Crosse and Francisco D'Macho wed, we wept. Now the newlyweds share their love with lonely Andreas.

Stag Homme's Numero Tres hosts this valentine to non-monogamy. The scenario is reminiscent of Tarantino meets Fellini. Andreas, maybe suicidal over months without Marvin, literally makes love to a rifle. Crosse and D'Macho take pity on his soul by doing what porn stars (and face it, many of us plebs, too) do when in love, accost him for a thumpin' threeway.

Hold the phone! Andreas is much more than his cock and ass (HAHAHAHAHA!). He's now part of Stag Homme's creative team, which includes casting, marketing, directing and — oh, who cares, just show us that Mediterranean meat.

Although we believe in being faithful to our partner of the night, Crosse and D'Macho's infidelity is certainly cause for us to pause judgments...a VERY rare occurrence, indeed.

· Numero Tres (staghommestudios.com)