Randy Blue Does “Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition”

No, he didn't help some leathery handyman build a new house for a crippled retarded girl and her family, but small image changes for two of his stars result in great new looks and one awesome scene.

We're talking about Jeremy Walker (seen above getting blown) and Ryan Rockford (seen here blowing perfect-as-he-is Reese Rideout). We always thought Walker was a bit of a "butter face" and his bad highlighted hair wasn't helping. Now he has a new brunette 'do that is making him look more handsome than ever. And better yet, he's let his body hair grow in! The two improvements have brought this guy from looking like a cheesey Muscle Beach reject to a seriously dirty daddy.

As for Rockford, the improvement is all in the hair (hey, since these kids aren't wearing anything, they can only show their style through their grooming). He used to sport this insanely bad, half-assed Fallout Boy thing on his head. Now his hair is shorter and off his face and he's boyishly handsome.

And the chemistry between these three is awsome. Not only is Rockford an eager bottom, but the dirty talk between the trio really fuels this nut-busting session. See, improvements in appearance will breed more confidence which will create better performances. Now if Randy Blue will only redo that ugly guy on his homepage!

·Reese and Jeremy Plow Ryan (randyblue.com)