This Is The “Welcome To My Home” Of Blow Job Videos

We've all seen Brenda Dickson's crazy '80s camptastic tour of her house. Now, porn star Michael Brawn is bringing back the old-school antics for a how-to clip about dick sucking. Welcome to a new classic!

Not only does Brawn get an A+ for his porn name, but he also looks like a naked version of every asshole blond guy from the John Hughes movies of the era. We would totally let him shove us in a locker, especially because he would know what to do with the huge boner that would give us.

He gives us an amazing, ahem, blow by blow account of what good oral pleasure should be like. Why do we have a feeling that anyone who would be watching this in the '80s had already seen his fair share of dicks up close? Anyway, the movie is cute and silly, but it leaves us with one question: if Michael Brawn is such a BJ expert, then why is he never the one giving head in the demonstrations? Like we said, he must be one of those '80s blond assholes.

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· Instructional Blow Job Video (xvideos.com via Queer Me Now)