Mason Wyler Helps Make Houston The Most Fucking-est City In America

They must be doing a lot of reverse cowgirl down there in Houston, because a new survey found that residents there have more sex than other major cities. We have a feeling that Wyler personally fucked half of the state.

And that was just last weekend! You know those Texans, everything has to be more and bigger. The survey was done by Strategy One on behalf of Trojan condoms, and found that Houstonians knock boots an average of 101 times a year, where as Los Angelenos ride the Sunset Strip 82 times a year, New Yorkers bite the big apple 80 times, Chicagoans visit the Weiner's Cirlce 73 times, and San Franciscans ride the trolley a measly 60 times a year.

Like The Sword, we find those numbers a little bit hard to believe. The amount of free butt loving that goes on during the GayVN awards and the Folsom Street Fair alone are enough to boost San Fran's average just a little.

Good news for New Yorkers though. 71 per cent of us are happy with our sex lives compared with 70 per cent of Houstonians (which is also the town with most bottoms). We guess that means that Michael Lucas is a better top than Mason Wyler is a bottom!

Of course only 63 per cent of Castro queens are happy with their sex lives. Shit, if we lived in the epicenter of the gay porn world and we weren't getting laid, we'd be fucking pissed too!

· Houston Wins, San Francisco Loses in New Trojan Sex Survey (thesword.com)