There is Something About Baby Pictures In Porn That Skeevs Us Out

Usually we're too busy watching the hardcore action to notice what's going on in the background, but there is something about this baby picture on the wall that has us totally transfixed. Oh, and the fucking is pretty good too!

But seriously, that baby is like either a velvet Elvis or one of those photos of Jesus where the eyes seem to follow you around the room as you move. Here, it's standing in judgment of these two hotties as they show the world how missionary should be done. Luckily, the top goes upright about halfway through the movie and obscures our view of the photo, but that means that he's probably staring at it. Sorry to tell you, gentlemen, but no matter how loudly your biological clocks tick and how much you visualize making a baby, this isn't the way to go about doing it.

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