Finally a Soap Opera That Makes Us Feel Dirty

Remember before the advent of reality TV when summer programming was all about made-for-television movies and miniseries that were so trashtastic that they would gave your brain cavities? Well, Bel Ami is bringing back the latter with "Seriously Sexy."

This eight-hour epic from studio founder George Duroy is being meted out in little bits on Bel Ami online. There will be 30 or so episodes over the next 10 months (damn, this is as long as "Roots," but with way more foreskin) and it follows couple Josh Elliot and Brandon Manilow and their philandering ways. We just can't wait to see all the inventive ways Duroy comes up with to keep the storyline going and to introduce new couples into the seedy mix of fucking.

Ever since "Wet Palms" we've been saying that someone else should try the porn serial format online, and we're glad that someone got the message. Hey, this can't be any worse than "Lace."

·Bel Ami Online (belamionline)