Malachi Marx Does Not Practice Communism When It Comes To Sex

July 10, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Those dirty sluts over at Unzipped were trolling around Manhunt and stumbled across a profile for Randy Blue rising star and Fleshbot Crush Object Malachi Marx. So, what was this reputedly gay-for-pay (and married-to-woman) actor doing on a cruising site?

He says that he is still straight, but that "a friend" set it up the Manhunt account and that he uses it to look for potential escorting clients. "Maybe it will help business," he joked to Unzipped.

No wonder his business sucks: as great as he is taking it up the ass, he sure blows at capitalism. First of all, most of the guys on Manhunt are looking for some easy, quick, and (most importantly) free sex. Half of the fuckers on there are two cheap to pay the $10 a month to become full members and you expect them to pay a few hundred bucks for a BJ? From a straight guy?!

And most cruisers will think his nondescript profile would just be for straight up sex anyway. How do you go from, "Unlock?" to "Sure, I'll pay to get it on with you?" without getting potential johns offended? Why not just stick to Rentboy.com or better yet, Craigslist. That shit is free, so it's 100% profit. See, with a body like his, he shouldn't need an MBA to make a killing!