We’re Off In Search Of Our Perfect Irish Boy

Momma O'Brien has been hounding us to settle down, so for the next two weeks, we'll be trolling Ireland looking for the perfect husband. Don't miss us too much! While we're gone you'll be in Cedric DeWittison's capable hands.

We know all you Fleshbot Crush Objects will be crushed when we finally tie the knot, but fret not. We're gay, so it's not like we'll be monogamous or anything.

In the meantime, we're doing extensive research on the fallacy of the "Irish Curse." Wish us luck, and pray to St. Patrick that we don't catch anything in a Dublin bathhouse.