Let That Cum Out, Them Balloons ’bout To Burst!

We've heard of blueballs, but this is ridic. This cad's nutsack would give a bona fide barnyard bull performance anxiety. Even the Prince Albert puts the bull's nose ring to shame. If only we could ride 'em...

We stared at Xerxes23's sexual wonder almost sure it was some Pixar CGI creation. It surely gets us UP. Plus, it's 3D lifelike, so we kept poking the screen certain we'd be able to touch it. Someone call either the Coney Island Sideshow or Dominic Ford stat! We must see this wonder in all its glorious dimensions.

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