The Erect Epicenter Of The World’s Next Earthquake

We've jerked 'til we've quaked in glee, but this moaner and groaner strokes so intensely the whole earth trembles. We're absolutely NOT ducking under the table. We're ducking to catch that load.

His cam's lying right on his bed, so the harder he jerks, the room starts shaking until those tremors halt with a volcanic burst. Ahh... ain't mother nature beautiful?

The video's called "Dildo Fun at Home Part 3." Since we couldn't find Parts 1 and 2 (and trust us, we tried, single-handedly) we'll take it as a Leonard Part 6-style ironic title. We also love his name: Cartmanmkay. Any vaguely Brit hottie who can shove a thick black dildo up his ass, jerk off, have his eyes roll back in his head, and sing all the lyrics to "Uncle Fucka" needs to immigrate to our bedroom immediately.

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· Dildo Fun at Home Part 3 (xtube.com)