Randy Blue (Bell)Bottoms Back To The 70s

July 13, 2009
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

In a big F.U. to the Christian college who booted him, Vincent DeSalvo stars in Randy Blue's first feature That 70's Gay Porn Movie. These promo shots got us steamier than an all-gay disco inferno.

As a departure from Randy Blue's usual generic Crate and Barrel interiors and A&F clothing, we're getting things like set and costume design! I.E. DeSalvo in front of wood paneling and Reese Rideout with a mustache!

Perhaps Randy's usual dance-house-techno soundtracks will be replaced by Ethan Parker's folksie strumming. He's grasping that guitar as if playing the skin flute. John Denver it ain't, but this here's some sunshine we'd love on our shoulders.

Tube socks, Vinyl and hairy-legged Mike West giving us a peek at his bush. We're hopeful Randy goes more authentic than polyester and has the stars grow out their pubes in pre-waxing fashion. And of course, there's a good ol'-fashioned orgy. Like when we hear the opening vamp to "Stayin' Alive," already our hips are swinging and something in our bellbottoms is starting to boogie. Video premieres on Randy's site July 31, 2009.