Kirk Cummings NOT A Hot Tranny Mess, Has Actual Penis

July 15, 2009
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

In case there's confusion, Kirk Cumming's cock proves he's biologically male. Apparently the former American Idol contestant is pissed folks are calling him a tranny, and is out to prove some bitches wrong.

The Sword was the culprit, showing footage of Kirk auditioning in full female kit. Now, he's hoppin' mad. Saying,

I AM NOT A FUCKING TRANNY. I AM A GUY AND I LIKE BEING A GUY I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT FOR ANYTHING. YES I DID APPEAR ON TELEVISION 4 YEARS AGO DRESSED UP AS A GIRL, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE BOOBS AND I WAS NOT GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE. SO THAT MAKES ME NOT A TRANNY. I HAVE A BIG COCK! THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL ME A FUCKING TRANNY I WILL TAKE MY COCK, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR GOD DAME THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE AND DIE ON IT. SO STOP. HERE ARE PICTURES THAT PROVE I AM NOT A TRANNY. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BASH ME TRY COMING UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THE TRANNY COMMENT, IT IS OUT PLAYED AND UNORIGINAL

We've nothing more to add. The contender for Freshman of the Year is so insistent on his "big cock," we'll just nod and agree. Kirk's all man, even if he's secretly all girl. Yes, we'll call him a shim, since the taunts'll get his cock down our god "dame" throat. GAG!