There are plenty of things that we hate about men, but one on the top of the list is a washboard stomach. Really, who wants to run their hands over a perfectly hard, rippley set of muscles. Gross!
Yes, HairyStud683 has one of those well-balanced, hairy, perfect bodies that almost make us want to go straight. Would you want this guy to come home from a run all sweaty and peel off his shirt and grab you, pressing his glistening, heaving, solid chest against your body and pushing you toward the nearest flat surface with his tree-trunk legs while pawing at your clothes and trying to get your legs up in the air. That would just be horrible. At least here this utterly nasty subject is just jerking off on our computer. That we can handle.