Even We Gays Can Appreciate Nice Melons

We meant the fruit, perverts! What could be more wholesome than devouring a juicy watermelon... or cutting a hole in it, fucking it, and scooping out the semen with a spoon?

Pose that question to Xtube user —plum— and we're betting that he'd be pretty hard-pressed to come up with a convincing answer. The man really goes to town on the fruit in this vid. The clip presented is half instructional video, half inter-animal-kingdom love story, replete with big white blocks of text appearing every so often to help outline the process of a successful fruit fuck.

The video ends with our hero consuming the semen/watermelon fusion dish that results from this romantic encounter. We're not all too convinced about how well the watermelon's tangy punch will pair with the semen's typically gravy-like consistency. Then again, we'll lick anything twice.

· Fucking watermelon (xtube.com)