If You Can’t Have Him In Your Bed, You Might As Well Have Him Hanging Over It

When a photographer sells his goods as "erotic art" we just think he's trying to pass off his porn as art because he's an egomaniac. However, we found a photog who will let you hang his "art" on your wall!

Though Paris-based photographer Lars Wallenrod doesn't update his blog often, at least visitors have the consolation of buying a real live print of any of the mouth-watering models he has posted there. Not only that, but just like the model's penises, they come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.

While all the boys may be a few shades different, they all come from the same macho muscle mold. Wallenrod owes a lot of his aesthetic to old physique portraiture so his set ups have a bit of retro cheese to them. But the models don't smell like cheese, they smell like trade, and that gives the pictures an arousing dangerousness to them. So do yourself a favor and order yourself up one. And when your mother sees it hanging on the wall, but sure to remind her it's not porn.

· LARXXX (larxxx.blogspot.com)