Let Them Fuck Cake!

After last week's fruity shenanigans, we swore off food porn for a month. Who needs the extra calories? But it's easy to make promises in front of a salad. No one said anything about dessert.

Anyway, after hearing Xtube user tintin99's absolutely perfect introduction ("so guys, you've heard of cupcakes…well, uh… this one's cock cake") we couldn't resist. We'll admit that, initially, we weren't entirely sold on the whole cake-fucking concept, but this British daddy manages to make the process surprisingly sexy. He doesn't just fuck his cake, he makes love to it. Hell, he practically bathes in it. By the time he gets around to putting the icing on top, you'll be wondering who it was who ever said that you can't have your cake and fuck it, too.

· Cake Fucker (xtube.com)