Damn, And We Thought The Machines At The Gym Would Work You Out

August 11, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

While you may break a sweat at the gym working on your ass, you're going to bust something else entirely getting your ass worked out by one of machines at the newly relaunched ButtMachineBoys.com.

One of the gay sites from Kink.com, it had laid dormant for quite some time before being relaunched by perverted sex nut (and we mean that in the nicest way possible) Van Darkholme, the man behind Bound Gods and Naked Kombat, two of our favorite sites when we're looking for something a little less vanilla.

Butt Machine Boys is billed as "where men meets metal" but it's going to be where your hand meets your cock after you get a hold of the pretty boys getting literally drilled by crazy contraptions. Usually it's a dildo attached to some sort of elaborate setup, but the baroqueness of it is what makes it fun. Anyone can fuck themselves with a dildo, but to get plowed by something that looks like it survived that Spanish Inquisition—that's just a good time.

Darkholme of course enlists some major talent when giving his site the overhaul. There is Derrek Diamond (seen above), also Dominic Pacifico, Rusty Stevens, and Luke Riley (seen here), among others. God, all of these are better than the fantasies we used to have back in shop class!