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Even Hipsters Whack Off

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Spend enough time around snooty hipster-queers and you'll wonder if these guys even have genitals. What else could explain skinny jeans' enduring popularity? Luckily, this hotty reminds us that no one's too cool to masturbate.

Though you couldn't necessarily tell from the video, Xtube user ishoutoutloud is most definitely a ranking member of the hipster elite. Take a gander at his profile if you don't believe us. Favorite Movies: "Informative & Imaginative" Favorite Music: "has complex meanings & thoughts behind it." Right. And if that weren't enough to solidify his hipster status he's also posted two photo albums of artful self-portraits that include a shot of his best American Apparel briefs. Fight the stereotype, man!

Still, hipsters are people too. And it's easy to forget that between organizing Animal Collective listening parties, shopping for plaid button ups, and re-reading their secondhand copies of Adorno's Aesthetic Theory, even they find the time to whack off. Now, if only we could get them to have sex with us normals. We're pretty sure that universal peace treaties and an end to racial and socioeconomic inequality couldn't be too far behind.

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