For Some People, Every Day is Hump Day

Take sex toys out of the equation, and finding alternative and pleasurable ways to masturbate is about as pointless as trying to reinvent the fork. Oh, wait a second! What's that you say? Chopsticks?

Xtube user Jeremx hasn't exactly revolutionized the wanking arts in this Xtube clip: he is just humping his bed, after all. Hell, pretty much any male teenager with an active libido and a bed to hump has occasionally woken up to find himself pounding mattress. Then again, we never thought to have a go at it when we weren't half-unconscious, having our mental world rocked by a burly, 7-foot-tall Burt Reynolds/François Sagat amalgam creature. Bed humping may be a little unorthodox as jerk-off techniques go, but Jeremx's hairy, muscular legs sure look damn sexy doing it. And hey, whatever gets the job done, right?

· First video: me humping my bed (xtube.com)