Someone Needs To Teach Malachi Marx What Fetish Means

Marks is one of the best reasons to check out Randy Blue, but he just isn't nearly dirty enough to pull off being the cover boy for Men magazine's first Fetish issue. Or maybe it's the mag's fault.

Here's the behind-the-scenes footage (we think this is where one of the pics for his fake Manhunt account came from) for his shoot for the magazine. Sure, he does looks like jock and wrestler and balloon lover, but where is the leather and piss and fisting and nipple clamps and dildos that we normally associate with fetishery? We're sure the magazine is trying to be broader and expand the base of what people consider "fetish," but we think that's pretty boring. Anyway, dress Malachi up whatever way you want, we're still going to want to fuck him.