This Guy Loves His Converses WAY More Than You Do

The love affair between boy and sneakers has existed since, like, forever—from the very first designer kicks to Run DMC's 1986 ode to their Adidas. It looks like someone's finally consummating the relationship.

Actually, Xtube user conversefreak isn't alone. In fact, he's just one amongst a whole crop of users who love making love to their sneakers. This guy, however, stands out well above the rest. Not only does he have the hottest bod of all the sneaker fetishists we've come across so far, but he definitely puts on the best show. Conversefreak takes turns both fucking and getting fucked by his converses over the course of this pretty epic (for an Xtube video, anyway) 7-minute-long clip, and the whole affair remains weirdly...unweird. Yeah, we'll admit that we first checked out this vid for the potential oddball factor, but after watching it a couple of times we can't help but think that even we might get a kick out of fucking those kicks. (Zing! Sorry, we couldn't help ourselves.)

· Converse Wank (xtube.com)