A Room With A View

After a year in a pretty big apartment where every window stared directly into a brick wall, we've come to realize that there's nothing, masturbation included, that can't be improved by a beautiful view.

We're assuming that Xtube user seventy3 must come from a similarly bleak, hole-in-the-wall living situation. Only someone who's spent at least a little bit of time in the sort of sunless subterranean hovel we're talking about would get so excited by his hotel room's (admittedly gorgeous) view of the Chicago skyline that their first instinct would be to strip naked and cum all over it. Then again, maybe the guy just really, really hates the White Sox.

· Hotel Wank (xtube.com)